I wanna dance with somebody!

How about the TAX COLLECTOR!!

It seems as though the diminishing diva is set to lose her New Jersey mansion unless she strikes up a deal to pay the more than 1 million in taxes owed for the last year! Girl had better get movin' on a new album to rake in some cash!! Poor Whitney! Doesn't she know all the guys are waiting for another round of her dance floor remixed hits??!! Or maybe get out something NEW!! Don't screw with her Mister Tax Man!! Who wants to put her up for a few nights??!!