Friday, July 20, 2007

George Dubya (dumbass) Bush

Well this just in!!! George W Bush, yes... the one running our country at this very moment (Help us please!) Is scheduled to undergo a routine colonoscopy. While this is happening... Dick Cheney (the vice president... What? You didn't know we had one??) is to become president temporarily during the two and a half hour procedure. We can only hope he doesn't shoot anyone else and that the doctors forget to sedate 'Dubya' during the procedure! Maybe then Georgie will actually feel like what it is to get it up the ass!

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