Friday, October 26, 2007

I've been TAGGED!!!

Okay... I've been tagged by ShirleyHeezgay... And girl... You asked so I'm telling... Here you go!

Taken a picture completely naked? Any chance I get... does anyone want to see???? Email???? LOL!
Made out with a friend on your MySpace/Facebook page? Don't have either... but I'm sure there would be some!
Danced in front of your mirror naked? I dance in front of everyone naked... well after a few cocktails of course.
Told a lie? Depends how bad the situation gets...
Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Thats what I've been going through the last 6 months! SUCKS BIG!!
Been arrested? Yes... and it wasn't like any of those porn movies I've seen before!
Made out with someone of the same sex? Is this question for real??!! Didn't I say I was GAY?
Opposite sex? Yes... Wasn't really great.
Seen someone die? Yes... and it is one thing I will NEVER forget...
Slept in until 5pm? Wait I just got up off the floor, Laughing too much! Hell Ya!! Last weekend!Had sex at work? Uhm... yes... and it WAS my boss!
Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes... a few times... the drooling part was embarrassing!
Held a snake? Which kind? The one eyed??
Ran a red light? Yes. Macy's sale!
Been suspended from school? No
Totaled your car in an accident? Nope!
Pole danced? That's my other job... Sorry Ma!
Smoked? Not at all... well cigarettes that is.
Been fired from a job? No
Sang karaoke? Not sober.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Too many times to count... 101, 102, 103...
Laughed until a drink came out your nose? Oh god yes... it came out other places too!
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes!
Kissed in the rain? This one magical evening in downtown Minneapolis!
Sang in the shower? My roommates don't call it singing though...
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes... just so I can keep track of it at those after parties!
Ever gone out without underwear? Every Saturday night...
Sat on a roof top? Done more than just sit there...
Played chicken? No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes
Broken a bone? Yes
Mooned/flashed someone? Seems to be every weekend.
Shaved your head? Yes.
Slept naked? Every night.
Played a prank on someone? All the time... I like jokes.
Had a gym membership? Still do... and use it.
Felt like killing someone? Daily...
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes... didn't mean to though.
Cried over someone you were in love with? Doesn't everyone?
Had sex more than 10 times in one day? Holy crap! That would be really sore after all that!
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No
Been in a band? No
Subscribed to Maxim? No... Genre, Instinct and unzipped.
Taken more than 10 shots of alcohol? What about more than ten??
Shot a gun?No.
Had sex today? Twice...
Played strip poker? You need a game for that??
Tripped on mushrooms? You mean the bad ones from the supermarket??
Donated Blood? No
Video taped yourself having sex? No but others have... They are waiting for me to become famous to mass release them!
Eaten alligator meat? No.
Ever jump out of an airplane? No... but very close until I passed out.
Have you been to more than 10 countries? No just two.
Ever wanted to have sex with a platonic friend? What's platonic??
Have you ever shaved yourself bare? Close...
Have you ever dressed in drag? Is this a trick question?? Who wrote these questions??
If you could be one celebrity for a week, who would it be? Well... not to copy ShirleyHeezgay... but I'm right there with ya girl on a week of being Madonna! Damn!


mykel said...

hello, what an introduction to your blog, enjoyed your responses to the tag. thanks for leaving your link, love being able to drop in and meet new people. take care ;)

Shirley Heezgay! said...


Pics of you naked? I want one for my Blogger Ass Wednesday.

Tracking private parts at after parties? "Hi, have you seen Johnny? He's about yay tall and bald."

Crazy! Thanks for answering!